Freebie me

... because Scoop Towers is always grateful for freebies. Bottles, t-shirts, books, trips to Moldova, gold-plated Ferrari's, bring 'em on. We'll fashion some sort of review.

Note to editors - we don't recirculate lame press releases for tangentially-related crap like bargain holidays. Or cidre.

E-mail us: toper AT reluctantscooper.co.uk and we'll tell you where to send the stash.